Summer at the Hamptons? I'll be there...

... if by the Hamptons, you mean North Ave. beach, and if by North Ave. beach, you mean the Walgreens at North at Wells, and if by the Walgreens at North and Wells, you mean the sketchy magazine stand outside the store where I buy my "Barely Legal," then yes, I'm there all summer long baby.

But anyway, Garden Apartment fave, and still the only person I've met off Friendster (see previous post), Jasmin Rosemberg wrote a sizzling review (sizzling: a word used only by celebrity gossip writers and Ruth's Chris waiters) of the Hamptons scene for the esteemed NY Post.

http://specialsections.nypost.com/news/nypost/hamptons/20050526/p56.asp

(It's on p. 56-57 of what I'm sure is the most important NY Post insert of the season.)

This illustrates the difference between freelance writers in different fields, or at the very least between Jasmin and myself. While she's hobnobbing with the guy who's banging one of the Olsen waifs and writing a book about sexy 20-somethings in New York, I'm tracking down boys lacrosse coaches and waiting for half-naked athletes to spout cliches.