Mrs. Israel crowned hottest wife in the world, without John Shear's knowledge!

http://www.ujc.org/content_display.html?ArticleID=146632

Yes, John, King of All Jewish Media, missed this enormous Israel-related story, which is tough since he's constantly tapped into the third-rate entertainment news of his mother country. But luckily, fellow pervert/Israel fan Eli caught the Mrs. World pageant on PAX and called me to alert me of it and Mrs. Israel's victory (it was taped a week ago in India).

Unfortunately, I missed the proceedings as I was watching Britney/Kevin Chaotic on MTV with the little woman. While Mrs. World might have brightened my spirits, Chaotic made me question life in many ways. To call this show a train wreck would be disrespectful to Amtrak.

We sat in stunned silence before the lady checked the time of the show. "It's an hour?" she said, exasperated. Thirty minutes in, we couldn't take any more of Britney's jiggly camera work, inane questioning and constant fascination with thumbing her nose to make it look porcine. Watching her intentionally breaking up Kevin Federline's relationship and family was painful, but not as much as hearing about her 40-year-old assistant's sex life.

I don't know what depressed the woman more, this show or Sin City. But I think we both agree, Britney and Kevin deserve some of the bloodshed we saw in Sin City, and soon.