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Match the quote with the show or person...

1. Dick Vitale on ESPN College Basketball
2. HBO's Pornucopia

A. Get your clothes off and get your cock out

B. ...All night long, like the Lionel Richie song. You ever listen to Lionel Richie? I went to his concert before!

C. All she did was suck a dick!

D. Are you serious?! Are you serious?!

E. I never thought I'd win an award for fucking. But it's really exciting!

F. I get a lot of mail from prison and correctional facilities...But I also get mail from Harvard.

1. A., C., E., F.
2. B., D.

Here's one to ponder, which TV station had worse programming at 9 p.m. Thursday, Comcast Sportsnet's old Chicago Blackhawks rerun game or Bravo's poker showdown between Kevin Nealon and Doogie Howser?

Over/under on number of girls who saw the tatooed girl on the OC and said, "Seth Cohen better NOT start dating her. She's so trashy! ...