This is what happens...

...when people stop being polite and stop inviting you to the Real World/Road Rules Challenge/Battle of the Sexes/Race Against Dignity...

http://cgi.ebay.com/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&category=60&item=4051267885&rd=1

(found on defamer.com)

Pretty soon, she's going to be on the side of the highway with a sign, "Will climb rope ladders or eat garbage for food and shots."