This is for the hardcore n*ggas...

...who love them some NBA and some Dikembe Mutumbo. Essentially Johnny, Ben, Rob and 'Stein. So I guess n*ggas should be replaced by "goofy Jews."

Maybe the funniest interview of the year, outside of The Ali G Show.

At the very end of an insidehoops.com interview with Maurice Taylor of the Houston Rockets:

Maurice Taylor: I just always shot. I just always was able to shoot the ball. When I was at University of Michigan, the big guys always shot with the guards. Coach has us shooting a lot. It's just repetition, just getting them up. And it's confidence, too. Because I feel like when I'm open, I'm going to knock them down.

Dikembe Mutombo: (From about eight feet away, speaking directly at Taylor) BRING MY LOTION TO THE BUS!

Maurice Taylor: (Speaking to Mutombo in a high-pitched, mock-outraged tone) Hey man, you take your lotion on the bus. You got your toiletries bag right there! The hell is going on here, Deke?!?

Mutombo looks at Taylor with a wide-eyed combination of amusement and confusion, and says nothing.

InsideHoops.com: (Laughing) Does he often ask you to bring his lotion onto the bus?

Maurice Taylor: Man, Deke will ask you any damn thing. He's by far one of my favorite guys that I've met in the league. I love Deke, I love being around him, on and off the court. He's a funny guy, you know. We have a lot of fun together.

http://insidehoops.com/taylor-interview-111604.shtml